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I can't believe I joined the coffee shop social media AFTER you all got together and played touch football. Next time, losing team, put me in. I'm really good.

Hi everyone, I'm Liberty.

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Augh! We could have used you! I had such a good strategy for picking my team but it all fell apart. Definitely bringing you next time to be our ringer.

what was your strategy... most fuckable?

No, because the other team also had a lot of fuckable people, so.

And I missed it??

This is why I'll never stop wasting time on the internet. Sometimes it pays off with spontaneous gatherings of hot people I can ogle.

Who should I be ogling?

I mean, everyone? Or at least that's how I roll.

It's one of the best things about you. Who're you seeing now?

I agree! His name is Joel, he's hot and scandalously young for me, definitely ogle-worthy.

I wish I was more bi for this but I could still ogle.

I've heard that you can have an aesthetic appreciation anyway, but I'm horny for so many kinds of people that I admit that's mostly theoretical for me.

I have the aesthetic appreciation thing down, but I'd way rather just be horny.

And this is why we're friends.

For reals, Elspeth. Think your hot roommate will come to your next party if I promise to make out with her?

I don't know, but I will definitely pass along the offer and advocate strongly for your case!

Thank you!! that HAIR and the way she's like, 'i am not of this world' yet you know she's watched project runway hungover without any pants like the rest of us.

I know exactly what you mean though it's possible that my lease contains an NDA that doesn't let me officially confirm or deny those exact circumstances. But falling in love with/worshiping Lucy IS wlw solidarity.

Lucy IS wlw culture. Let's make her business cards.

I'm in.

Do men get like this about her too?

You should take a poll. Some definitely do, but I feel like my sample is more skewed there.

I should take so many polls on hotness.

I support this 1000000%

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